[studylongUstudywrong]

What’s your elevator pitch?

Do you introduce yourself as a CPA, accountant, bean counter…….?

Licensed Texas CPA

[mgnyc]

I suggest- “I'm a CPA at X, with 99 years of experience…”

Aud 73, 79
Reg 70, 60, 67, 76
Far 70, 66, 72, 87
Bec 77

[mgnyc]

I suggest- “I'm a CPA at X, with 99 years of experience…”

Aud 73, 79
Reg 70, 60, 67, 76
Far 70, 66, 72, 87
Bec 77

[Skynet]

I Threw a a curve ball but the ball hit one of the elevator walls, bounced back hit me in the head. Was out for 10 minutes.

[Skynet]

I Threw a a curve ball but the ball hit one of the elevator walls, bounced back hit me in the head. Was out for 10 minutes.

[jeff]

Imagine the blank stares I get when I try to explain what I do.

“There's this test…and I have this blog…”

Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

[jeff]

Imagine the blank stares I get when I try to explain what I do.

“There's this test…and I have this blog…”

Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS) | Another71 | NINJA CPA | NINJA CMA | NINJA CPE

[Study Monk]

Hey baby this isn't the only way you can go up and down……….Is that what you are asking?;)

I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

"Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

[Study Monk]

Hey baby this isn't the only way you can go up and down……….Is that what you are asking?;)

I spoke to an ancient wise man who sent me on a mushroom induced journey through an ancient forest to find the key to passing the CPA exam. A talking spider monkey told me to throw the last of my drinking water in the dirt to find what I was looking for. So I followed his instructions and the following message appeared in the soil:

"Do 5000 multiple choice questions for each section"

[Kenada]

^^

LOL study monk!!!!!!!

Gosh that can mean so many things 🙂

CA Candidate. 05/27/2014 ~ 786/110
I am done!!

[Kenada]

^^

LOL study monk!!!!!!!

Gosh that can mean so many things 🙂

CA Candidate. 05/27/2014 ~ 786/110
I am done!!

[san4596]

Look at everyone and say “Have you ever seen the movie Devil?”

CPA EXAM: DONE!!!!
Ethics Course: Passed
Application Mailed: 3/16/15
Professional Conduct Exam: 97
Certification Date: 4/2/15!!!

[san4596]

Look at everyone and say “Have you ever seen the movie Devil?”

CPA EXAM: DONE!!!!
Ethics Course: Passed
Application Mailed: 3/16/15
Professional Conduct Exam: 97
Certification Date: 4/2/15!!!

[gt5717b]

I don't make pitches on elevators. I do, however, use sleight of hand to sneak business cards into all of their pockets.

REG - 89
FAR - 84
AUD - 73, 86
BEC - 89

GA Licensed CPA

[gt5717b]

I don't make pitches on elevators. I do, however, use sleight of hand to sneak business cards into all of their pockets.

REG - 89
FAR - 84
AUD - 73, 86
BEC - 89

GA Licensed CPA

[Anonymous]

My eyes get real big and I say “You can SEE me? Can you HEAR me too? Oh man, I've been here for SO long!”

*takes a step towards them*

[Author]

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