You know you're a CPA candidate when (Jeff Foxworthy)

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  • #164997
    hawkmante
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    Just seeing if we could get any fun out of this. I'll start with mine..

    You know you are a CPA candidate when … you buy $100.00 head phones to better your listening experience with AUD gleim CD's

    also,

    You know you are a CPA candidate when…you start your joke at the office with “I heard this one off another71.com…”

    #1518786
    HoldMyBeerCPA
    Participant

    Five-year thread bump FTW.

    I know now that I'm a candidate because when my girlfriend asked me how I could make Roger quieter in his videos, I went through the process of what the journal entry would be.

    I didn't think about it in my head either I said it out loud…Debit Speaking Expenses, Credit Cash.

    "FACT": The odds of consecutively passing all four sections of the CPA exam on the first try: 7%.

    Me: Hold my beer...

    FAR (April 2017): 75+

    BEC (May 2017): 75+

    AUD (July 2017): 75+

    REG (September 2017): 75+

    Roger + Ninja Audio/MCQ/Notes (BEC & REG)

    #1518832

    ha. This was a casualty of the new forum transition last year … it was a great thread…hope it gets resurrected.

     
    Jeff Elliott, CPA (KS)
    NINJA CPA Review
    #1519102
    A
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you salivate like Pavlov's dog when your Roger MCQ app pings your iPhone promptly at 4:00 PST every damned day…

    B A R F
    #1519111
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you are a CPA Candidate when you haven't been laid for months!

    You know you are a CPA Candidate when you don't brush your teeth everyday!

    #1519116
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you are a CPA Candidate when you would rather jump off a cliff than listen to Angie Brown lecture about Cost Accounting!

    Oh man, I hope my posts aren't too bad/offensive! You have to see the humor in some of this crap!

    #1519230
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Literally my only motivation to pass BEC was so that I never have to listen to Angie Brown again. Sorry if she reads this, but she is no Olinto or Gearty. Personality level: Potato

    When your boss tells you to make a wire transfer and book it as a $14,000 gift because that is the maximum we can give before we are subject to gift tax, and you say, “That's a CPA exam question.”

    #1519267
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    @cpa4928 haha your posts are funny.

    #1519303
    Floreat
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you want to strangle the next person who says, “Don't worry, you'll pass. I passed the (real estate exam, PHR/SPHR, NMLS, professional dog sitting test or WTF ever) on my first try. You'll do great!”

    REG has me in a mood tonight.

    #1519341
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you are a CPA Candidate when you log-in to another71 on a daily basis to whine, complain, rant, moan, and cry about how Difficult the CPA Exam is because no one else f***king cares or understands! – True Story!

    #1519342
    HoldMyBeerCPA
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you're debating re-scheduling FAR for the third time because you don't completely understand Government accounting, Leases, and IFRS.

    "FACT": The odds of consecutively passing all four sections of the CPA exam on the first try: 7%.

    Me: Hold my beer...

    FAR (April 2017): 75+

    BEC (May 2017): 75+

    AUD (July 2017): 75+

    REG (September 2017): 75+

    Roger + Ninja Audio/MCQ/Notes (BEC & REG)

    #1520532
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You know you are a CPA Candidate when you sleep for 2 hours during the night before the Score Release!

    You know you are a CPA Candidate when you pray to God and ask him for “just a 75” – no more or no less!

    #1520541
    CPYay
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you're excited the family wants takeout/delivery food… not because it's what you truly want, but because it'll allow you to get to your computer faster so you can knock out an extra 20 MCQs before bed time.

    AUD - 92
    BEC - 84
    FAR - 89
    REG - 84
    Mailed application! Hoping to be licensed by year-end!
    #1520545
    CPYay
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when someone at work asks you a question and you start your response with, “oh… I had a Ninja MCQ about that.” to justify your qualification to answer it.

    AUD - 92
    BEC - 84
    FAR - 89
    REG - 84
    Mailed application! Hoping to be licensed by year-end!
    #1520550
    CPYay
    Participant

    You know you're a CPA candidate when you use “I have to study” as your excuse to avoid family… every. time. AND you don't feel bad about it because it's true!

    AUD - 92
    BEC - 84
    FAR - 89
    REG - 84
    Mailed application! Hoping to be licensed by year-end!
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